I am about to spend the afternoon searching my kiddo's room. He has it and I will find it. It's a manual that he must have hidden somewhere.
The one titled something like "How To Irritate Yours Parents in The Least Amount of Time" or "The Teens Guide to World Domination, One Parent At A Time."
I know he's got it. Maybe under the mattress. Maybe at the back of the closet. Maybe in e-reader format, but he must have it.