So I was super stoked to show
This is why you cannot wear my socks!
Yes that is a rather large hole in the side of my black sock. I found it when I took off my shoe and my baby toe was poking out (I took that picture too but I really need some polish and a bit of sun so this is what you get!)
I was going to gloat some more until I got home and found the following which is why my mommy never has to knit anything for me again. Sigh.