Sunday, March 20, 2011

Teenspeak? Gobbledegook!

My kiddo walked into the kitchen last night to happily announce than "Oofka" would be on tv.

"Oofka?" I asked.

"Yes, Oofka.  Sound it out Mom," he encouraged.

"What does it mean?" I asked.  He refused to tell me, telling me I needed to sound it out.

Me: "Oooofffkkaaa  Oooooooffffffkkkkkkkkkkaaaaa"

Kiddo: "You're not very good at this."

Me: "What does it meeeeaaan?" I whined.

Kiddo: Rolls his eyes as he says "UFC"

Me: "What?!?!?  UFC?  That is nothing like Oofka!"

Kiddo: "You don't know anything."


Kiddo: "Ipple is also on, but you won't know what that is"

I didn't ask.  I may have to check my cable bill to see if we get charged for any 'special movies'.

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