My kiddo walked into the kitchen last night to happily announce than "Oofka" would be on tv.
"Oofka?" I asked.
"Yes, Oofka. Sound it out Mom," he encouraged.
"What does it mean?" I asked. He refused to tell me, telling me I needed to sound it out.
Me: "Oooofffkkaaa Oooooooffffffkkkkkkkkkkaaaaa"
Kiddo: "You're not very good at this."
Me: "What does it meeeeaaan?" I whined.
Kiddo: Rolls his eyes as he says "UFC"
Me: "What?!?!? UFC? That is nothing like Oofka!"
Kiddo: "You don't know anything."
Kiddo: "Ipple is also on, but you won't know what that is"
I didn't ask. I may have to check my cable bill to see if we get charged for any 'special movies'.